Rated R. Contains profanity, sexual content, politics, and sarcasm.
Our debut episode! May 12, 2005!
By Jonathon Sullivan
Dennis blinked through his dripping eyelashes at the irresistible abomination seated on the blue-green grass two meters in front of him. The Pig smiled her bio-engineered leopard-smile at him and kept her right hand prominently in contact with the stun-gun at her hip.
He stared, too choked with shock, desire and tepid river water to speak.