Escape Pod 242: The Love Quest of Smidgen the Snack Cake
Show Notes
Show Notes:
- Mur will be at Balticon this week, along with Drabblecast’s Norm Sherman! Come by and say hi!
FRIDAY
- 5pm Reading
SATURDAY:
- 3pm NaNoWriMo for Noobs
- 8pm Autograph Session
SUNDAY
- 4pm Girls’ Rule Live!
- 5pm Story Improv
- 8pm ISBW Live!
- Enter the Escape Pod Flash Contest! It runs June 1- July 4, stories must be under 500 words. More information at the link.
Next week… the podcast comes on a special day: June 1. And it shows us that love is relative. And so is Reno.
The Love Quest of Smidgen the Snack Cake
By Robert T. Jeschonek
For her entire adolescent and adult life up until three weeks ago, Lynda had been the queen of junk food. Aside from the briefest blips of non-junk spending due to occasional failed diets, she had purchased only the most fattening, high-cholesterol, chemical-soaked foods available from grocery stores, restaurants, vending machines, and mail order websites.
In short, she was the perfect woman. Though she was on a diet that day, she had eaten non-nutritious foods in great quantities all her life. Though her last purchases had been salad greens and bottled water, her 250-pound body told the true story.
I knew she was just waiting for someone like me to come along.