Archives for January 2006
EP038: L’Alchimista
Published on 25 Jan 2006 at 11:52 am.
16 Comments.
Filed under Podcasts, Rated G.
By N.K. Jemisin.
Read by Paul Tevis (of Have Games, Will Travel).
Guest host: Salim Fadhley.
She did not particularly care whether he paid; it wasn’t her inn. But at his words she lifted an eyebrow. “What sort of challenge?”
“A very special one.” He slipped a hand into his coat like an old-fashioned pistolero, but before Franca could worry he pulled out a bulging sack made of what looked like deerhide. He set this on the table — carefully, Franca noted.
“You are willing to follow a recipe? So many chefs of your caliber think themselves above the direction of others.”
She lifted her chin. “I was head chef for Parliament once — before that bastard Berlusconi, anyhow. While I was there I had to make Florentine dishes like a Florentine and Venetian dishes like a Venetian and the Madonna help me if I did them wrong. If the recipe is sound, I can follow it.”
Rated G. Warning: Food descriptions may be intoxicating. Do not listen before grocery shopping.
Referenced sites:
Resonance FM
The Exciting Hellebore Shew
EP Flash: Hibernation
Published on 24 Jan 2006 at 1:25 am.
8 Comments.
Filed under Flash, Podcasts, Rated G.
By Madge E. Miller.
Read by Stephen Eley.
Two Alaskan Kodiak bears joined a small circus where the pair appeared nightly in a parade, pulling a covered wagon. The fact that they had joined the circus was not so strange; the circus life was very popular even for the better class of bear. The strange thing was that they were both primitive mutes. This alone elevated or, in the opinion of some bears still angry about the Great Russian Dancing Bear Revolt of ‘06, lowered them to the level of freak show attraction.
Rated G. Contains non-graphic ursine violence.
Robots and Year’s Best Fantasy
Published on 21 Jan 2006 at 10:29 pm.
6 Comments.
Filed under SF/F News, Shoutouts.
I just learned on Greg’s blog that “Robots and Falling Hearts,” by Greg van Eekhout and Tim Pratt, has been selected by David Hartwell and Kathryn Cramer for The Year’s Best Fantasy 6, to be published this summer.
Think there’s any possibility that they heard the story here?
Congratulations, guys! It’s a well-deserved honor, and we wish you both the very best.
EP037: Craphound
Published on 19 Jan 2006 at 6:32 am.
16 Comments.
Filed under Podcasts, Rated PG.
By Cory Doctorow.
Read by Jesse Thorn (of The Sound of Young America).
Craphound beat me out the door, as usual. His exoskeleton is programmable, so he can record little scripts for it like: move left arm to door handle, pop it, swing legs out to running-board, jump to ground, close door, move forward. Meanwhile, I’m still making sure I’ve switched off the headlights and that I’ve got my wallet.
Rated PG. Contains some profanity. That’s it, really.
Referenced sites:
Mostly News
Escape Pod Submission Guidelines
EP036: Connie, Maybe
Published on 12 Jan 2006 at 3:28 am.
22 Comments.
Filed under Podcasts, Rated G.
By Paul E. Martens.
Read by Wichita Rutherford (of 5 Minutes With Wichita).
Conrad McManus claimed he was kidnaped by aliens and replaced by an exact duplicate of himself.
But, Connie, we said, that doesn’t make sense. If you were a duplicate you wouldn’t say a thing like that.
Connie shook his head. “The aliens destroyed my body while they were doing their tests and experiments and what not and they had to make a new one so no one would know about them.”
So they destroyed everything, we asked, except your brain?
“No,” he said. “They destroyed my brain, too.”
Rated G. Contains alien abduction, brainwashing, and conspiracy. Unless it doesn’t.
Referenced sites:
Snakes on a Plane
Something From the Nightside by Simon Green
PodcasterCon2006 Wrap-Up
Published on 9 Jan 2006 at 11:33 pm.
2 Comments.
Filed under Shoutouts, Site News.
I’m back now from this weekend’s PodcasterCon, and even though it was intended as a one-day event I’m still decompressing just a little. Friday I had the incredible opportunity to have dinner with Senator John Edwards and his wife Elizabeth. (They have their own podcast and videoblog — and yes, I’m a subscriber.)
I was busy literally all day Saturday, from presenting a morning “How to Podcast” seminar with Rob Walch to a midnight podcast-and-beer in Paul Fischer’s hotel room. To everyone I met there, thanks for an incredible time and some of the best conversations I’ve had all year. (By which I mean “last 365 days,” not 2006.)
If you weren’t there and you want to see what you missed, the fine folks at Mac Pro Podcast have put together an excellent 12-minute video summarizing the con. They’ve got a number of great interviews in there — and if any of you wanted to know what I look like, here’s your chance. (They say the camera adds 20 pounds… Alas, I was in it twice, so it must have added 40 to me.)
The video is here. Check it out, and see how much fun you’ll have if you come next year!
EP035: Hero
Published on 5 Jan 2006 at 5:15 am.
4 Comments.
Filed under Podcasts, Rated R.
By Scott Sigler.
Read by Stephen Eley.
There is no defense against a perfect weapon.
The perfect weapon is cunning, calculating and ruthless.
I am all of these things.
There is no defense against me.
The words would die with him, for he was the last. Five centuries of tradition would fade from existence, probably as soon as he killed Timmerman. But that didn’t matter, not as long as Timmerman died this day. Poetic justice is all the more eloquent with your enemy’s brains cooked a crispy-brown.
Rated R. Contains profanity, violence, and poor life priorities.
Referenced sites:
SciFiction
PodcasterCon
Escape Pod CD Offer
Vote for your favorite!
Published on 3 Jan 2006 at 11:10 pm.
4 Comments.
Filed under Site News.
Here’s a minor new feature for the site. If you look at the sidebar on the right, you’ll see a poll asking you to vote for your favorite Escape Pod story from 2005. We’ve picked a couple of likely candidates, but if you don’t like any of those, feel free to click on “Add an Answer” and submit your own.
This is not an entirely academic exercise, by the way. We plan on using this information for a good cause in the next few weeks. (Hint: Hugo nominations are now open…) So let us know what you liked best!
