Archives for September 2005
EP021: Platypus Girl
Published on 29 Sep 2005 at 2:56 am.
10 Comments.
Filed under Podcasts, Rated R.
By Jonathon Sullivan.
Read by Stephen Eley.
Rufus didn’t relent. “How come you ain’t got a license, skillet face?”
Shari struggled to keep her own distaste under control. Emotion could screw up the reading, her own pheromones and toxins clogging up the massive olfactory bulb and entorhinal cortex that occupied most of her cranium. She took a deep breath, pulling air through her huge nostrils, trying to calm herself. At least she didn’t have to see the man’s face.
Rated R. Contains violence, profanity, and crimes against chemistry.
Referenced sites:
Mirrormask
Mirrormask Giveaway!
Published on 27 Sep 2005 at 2:50 am.
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Filed under Site News.
As I just mentioned in the Metacast, we’ve got the opportunity to give away some collectibles related to the Neil Gaiman movie Mirrormask, opening in limited release on September 30. Not exactly sure yet what the stuff’s going to be, but I was told “Several large posters, a couple sets of action figures.” Works for me.
So what can you do to win this stuff? Just drop me a line or post in our forum with your personal answers to the following questions:
- What was your favorite story on Escape Pod so far?
- How did you first hear about Escape Pod?
- Is there anything you’d like to see more of or less of? Any new features you’d like us to offer? Anything we should do differently?
Be honest. Be creative. After a couple of weeks (let’s say Sunday, October 9) I’ll randomly pick some of the people who responded and contact them for their addresses. Not sure how much stuff we have to give away yet, so I can’t tell you how many winners there will be. But you’ll be helping us make Escape Pod better, so it’s worth it regardless. Right?
EP Metacast #1
Published on 27 Sep 2005 at 2:31 am.
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Filed under Podcasts, Site News.
A “state of the podcast” address, in which we talk at some length about subscription counts, finances, our plans to become a 501(c)(3) non-profit corporation, and what to expect from Escape Pod in the near future. If this sort of thing bores you, you can skip it with absolutely no harm to your health, the environment, or our self-esteem. But if you want to know the intimate details of our podcast, then here you go.
Forums!
Published on 26 Sep 2005 at 12:31 am.
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Filed under Site News.
After far too long, Escape Pod finally has discussion forums again. We’re hosting them ourselves this time, so that we can be flexible and offer you a wider range of discussion. It takes about thirty seconds to register, and then you’re free to talk about our stories, science fiction in general, or whatever you wish.
There’s some other exciting work going on for Escape Pod as well. Watch for a podcast about it in the next day or few.
EP020: The Burning Bush
Published on 22 Sep 2005 at 2:43 am.
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Filed under Podcasts, Rated X.
Read ‘EP020: The Burning Bush’
-->By Jennifer Pelland.
Read by Deborah Green.
I did the sensible thing. I screamed and ran to the bathroom, where I started tossing cups of water on my crotch in the hopes of extinguishing the flames. My boyfriend ran in behind me, started the shower up, and tossed me into the freezing water. But the fire continued to rage, despite the dousing.
At that point, I realized that I wasn’t actually in any pain. I stepped out of the stream of water, teeth still chattering, and held my hand in the blue flames. “This should hurt,” I said.
Rated X. For blasphemy and anatomy. Really.
Referenced sites:
I Should Be Writing
Dag Viggo Lok√∏en
EP019: Implications
Published on 15 Sep 2005 at 1:52 am.
4 Comments.
Filed under Podcasts, Rated G.
By James C. Bassett.
Read by Stephen Eley.
“Yes, obviously. But its judgement is rather lacking, wouldn’t you say? Trying to translocate itself to the Ancestors’ Earth on a whim? For that matter, Instructor, I might also question your own judgement. Imagine, teaching macrolevel effects as an introduction to subquantum nonlocality!”
Arcaprun jumped up and ran to its Instructor’s defence. “Aw, Prundis, you know it wasn’t Grap’s fault. It was just a little accident.”
“Just an accident?” Prundis countered drily. “You neglected to factor in lightspeed lag when making observations to determine coordinates and lost yourself halfway across the universe! It took me three weeks to locate you! I was worried sick, Arc.”
Rated G. Suitable for macrolevel quantum explicate children of all ages.
Referenced podcasts:
Skepticality
Hooting Yard
Epistaxis Time
The Writing Show Interview
Published on 12 Sep 2005 at 11:48 pm.
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Filed under Shoutouts, Site News.
This seems to be our week for interviews… There’s another interview with Steve up today at The Writing Show, an engaging podcast by Paula Berinstein featuring interviews with writers, editors, and other movers in the writing industry.
You can find the link to the interview itself here, or you can read the transcript here.
They’ve got some other excellent interviews in their archives as well. My personal favorite is the one with Jim Cox of the Midwest Book Review. Check them out!
EP Flash: The God of the Goblins
Published on 11 Sep 2005 at 11:43 pm.
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Filed under Flash, Podcasts, Rated PG.
Read ‘EP Flash: The God of the Goblins’
-->By Eric Marin.
Read by Stephen Eley.
The campaign had begun well. The Alarians swept south into goblin territory, and Alarian rifles quickly overmatched goblin bows and crossbows.
In just a few weeks of fighting, the goblin population was halved. The goblin chieftains realized that they were doomed without help and did the only thing they could.
They asked their god, Twenty Claw, for help.
Podcast411 Interview
Published on 8 Sep 2005 at 11:14 am.
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This won’t be news for the many of you who listen to it, but Escape Pod was featured yesterday on Rob Walch’s excellent Podcast411 podcast. That my interview with him sounded decent is a tribute to his masterful editing skills. And if you’re not familiar with his podcast, I highly recommend you check it out — it’s most often described as “Inside the Actor’s Studio” for podcasts. I’ve learned something from every guest he’s had on.
And if you’re just joining us from there, welcome! Put your feet up, listen to some stories, and Have Fun.
EP018: Some Girlfriends Can
Published on 8 Sep 2005 at 2:08 am.
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Filed under Podcasts, Rated PG.
Read ‘EP018: Some Girlfriends Can’
-->By Stephanie Burgis.
Read by Swoopy (of Skepticality).
“Too bad it’s raining. Hey, Lauren, make the rain stop, okay?” He reaches across the table and tousles my hair affectionately.
I bare my teeth in the semblance of a grin. “Ha ha. Sorry, I can’t.”
“I know.” He shakes his head, laughs ruefully. “It’s just . . . Maya could.”
Rated PG. Contains explicit cattiness and violent self-reflection.
