Rated G. Kids, don’t try this at home.
Fools Seldom Differ
By Jeff Noyle
The thing about the Ice is, you can get really, really, really bored. I spent a whole week here yesterday. So, you know that giant slanting floe with the scoop-up at the end that I sent a picture of? Carls and I said “oh cool, that would make a great ski-jump.” Only I was dumb enough actually to try it. About two minutes ago.
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Jeff Noyle is a person who exists.