EP Flash: One Million Years B.F.E.
By Merrie Haskell.
Read by Deborah Green.
Am determined to become strong, lithe, deadly, noble cave-woman type
figure, √° la Ayla of Clan of the Cave Bear. I will fashion stone tools,
hunt and gather food and live pristine, pure life of Homo Erectus-type
person–at one with nature. Ah. Air is so fresh. Quite lovely.
Rated G. Contains ignoble savagery and predomestic strife.







Hi Steve,
FYI – This one isn’t downloading through iTunes.
Laughed. A lot.
This is great stuff… perfect for the codependent hyena-loving soft scientist in all of us.
Hy-sterical.
This piece was wonderfully written and expertly read. The best flash fiction I’ve heard here and that’s saying something.
Thanks Merrie, Deborah & Steve!
Great story! I love inner-dialogue type things.
As an anthropologist with more than 6 months intensive training, I was hooting through this.
Still, what did she do to try to fix Philmore??????
A bit weak, but good
Very fun to hear. And you got a link from my sis-in-law after I told her about it –
http://archaeology.about.com/b/2008/04/01/1000000-years-bfe-exiled-to-the-pleistocene.htm
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Great fun and sobering assessment of our “modern” day knowledge. Let us not loss our archetypal connections.