EP015: Hell Notes
By M.K. Hobson
Read by Stephen Eley.
They say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, so I suppose it’s no wonder that the twice-cooked pork the beautiful chef placed in that depressing buffet line kicked me in the mouth like a South American soccer superstar with bad aim. There was never twice-cooked pork like the twice-cooked pork I tasted that snowy day at the Cheerful Panda.
Rated PG. Contains graphic food-based sensuality and soulless marketing.
