Archives for 19 May 2005
EP002: Feng Burger
Published on 19 May 2005 at 1:09 am.
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Filed under Podcasts, Rated PG.
By John Aegard. Read by Stephen Eley.
The Chinese are particular about their designs, and for good reason. A design with good feng shui — one that satisfies the universe’s sense of metaphor — attracts chi, the energy that raises mountains and pushes rivers and draws good fortune near and keeps tax collectors far away. Whether by accident or design, no one can say, but the Burger Pods have potent feng shui. Where normal men would see nothing but gleaming stainless-steel cabinets and a charbroiling grill, a feng shui practitioner would see arms and hands, cradling the Burger Pod’s occupant and bathing her in chi.
Rated PG. Contains sexual innuendo, mild profanity, and food service employees slacking off.
