Archives for the 'Rated X' Category
EP150: This, My Body
Published on 21 Mar 2008 at 4:00 am.
43 Comments.
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By Jeremiah Tolbert.
Read by Stephen Eley.
I am the lover. I am the chef. I am the preterite priest.
I am the secret, unknowable ingredient. You may taste me a thousand times, but never hold my essence on your tongue or capture it in your memory.
I am the flavor of ecstasy. Taste me and know God.
–Prayer of the Assaisonnement Saints
Rated X. Contains graphic sexual and culinary scenes.
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EP126: The Sweet, Sad Love Song of Fred and Wilma
Published on 4 Oct 2007 at 11:59 pm.
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-->By Nick Dichario and Mike Resnick.
Read by Stephen Eley.
First appeared in Science Fiction Age, November 1994.
So there you have him, Frederick Bannister, tripping across the highways and byways of of life, stubbing a toe here, bruising an elbow there, spilling this, dropping that, and managing to make it to the halfway point without too many major accomplishments or disasters.
And what of Wilma?
She possessed massive storage capacity, and no fourth-level equation, no matter how complex, was beyond her, but whether she was bright or merely well programmed is a moot point. Or at least it was in the beginning.
Rated X. Contains explicit sex of several kinds. Not recommended for younger audiences.
Referenced Books:
A Small and Remarkable Life by Nick DiChario
Magic Feathers: The Mike and Nick Show, by Nick DiChario and Mike Resnick
EP104: Lust for Learning
Published on 3 May 2007 at 11:55 pm.
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-->By Pete Butler.
Read by cunning minx (of Polyamory Weekly) and Stephen Eley.
Musical guest: “First of May,” written by Jonathan Coulton and performed by many podcasters for the Joe Murphy Memorial Fund.
Yet Mme. Theuret’s word-of-mouth reputation was to die for. Both the official feedback data and the school’s on-line forums placed her among Wilhelm U’s most popular instructors. It was a matter of technique. Wilhelm U was awash in eye candy, but Monique’s pitch-perfect mastery of lascivious restraint was something else entirely.
All thirty-eight of her new students–she’d have wagered a month’s salary that not a soul had skipped this class–now looked at her with naked desire, even though she’d merely introduced herself.
She remained silent to let the anticipation build a bit, to inform them they were now at her mercy. “Welcome,” she finally said, “to Computer Science 338, Artificial Intelligence.”
Rated X. Contains explicit sexual description, sexual innuendo, sexual themes — and some sex.
Referenced Sites:
Joe Murphy Memorial Fund
Jonathan Coulton
EP043: Little Worker
Published on 2 Mar 2006 at 6:00 am.
14 Comments.
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By Paul Di Filippo.
Read by Jonathon Sullivan.
At home, Little Worker could do pretty much as she pleased, as long as she was there should Mister Michael need her. At the office–and in other public places–she had to be more circumspect and diligent. Little Worker was on duty her, in a way that was more intense than behind the electrified fence and active sensors of the estate. (Once, one of the men at the Training School had said: “Little Worker, you are the most diligent companion I’ve ever trained.” The men of the school had been nice, in their stern way. But no one was like Mister Michael.)
Today, however, Little Worker’s mind was not on her work.
Rated X. Contains sex, violence, domestic slavery, and furries you don’t want to mess with.
Referenced sites:
Voices: New Media Fiction
Girl Genius Radio Theatre
The Podcast Pedant
EP039: My Friend is a Lesbian Zombie
Published on 2 Feb 2006 at 4:40 am.
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-->By Eugie Foster.
Read by the Word Whore (of Air Out My Shorts).
I don’t know how it happened. I’m the last person I’d go to if I were a zombie; I’m not into the occult thing at all. But I was the only friend Mandy had in this city, so she came to me with her sob story. Lucky me. So there she was, kicked back in my bed, having herself a good, long cry and I was stuck with her, wondering how long until she began stinking. That was really unfair of me, I know, but there was a goddamn walking, talking corpse snuggled up in my good sheets and I was a little concerned about it.
Rated X. Contains profanity, sexual situations, and the undead, in various combinations.
Referenced sites:
The Sci Phi Show
Tangent Short Fiction Review
The Town Drunk
Radio A.D.D.
EP020: The Burning Bush
Published on 22 Sep 2005 at 2:43 am.
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-->By Jennifer Pelland.
Read by Deborah Green.
I did the sensible thing. I screamed and ran to the bathroom, where I started tossing cups of water on my crotch in the hopes of extinguishing the flames. My boyfriend ran in behind me, started the shower up, and tossed me into the freezing water. But the fire continued to rage, despite the dousing.
At that point, I realized that I wasn’t actually in any pain. I stepped out of the stream of water, teeth still chattering, and held my hand in the blue flames. “This should hurt,” I said.
Rated X. For blasphemy and anatomy. Really.
Referenced sites:
I Should Be Writing
Dag Viggo Lok√∏en
