For her entire adolescent and adult life up until three weeks ago, Lynda had been the queen of junk food. Aside from the briefest blips of non-junk spending due to occasional failed diets, she had purchased only the most fattening, high-cholesterol, chemical-soaked foods available from grocery stores, restaurants, vending machines, and mail order websites.
In short, she was the perfect woman. Though she was on a diet that day, she had eaten non-nutritious foods in great quantities all her life. Though her last purchases had been salad greens and bottled water, her 250-pound body told the true story.
I knew she was just waiting for someone like me to come along.
Rated PG: for innuendo-heavy snack cake desire.
- Mur will be at Balticon this week, along with Drabblecast’s Norm Sherman! Come by and say hi!
- 5pm Reading
- 3pm NaNoWriMo for Noobs
- 8pm Autograph Session
- 4pm Girls’ Rule Live!
- 5pm Story Improv
- 8pm ISBW Live!
- Enter the Escape Pod Flash Contest! It runs June 1- July 4, stories must be under 500 words. More information at the link.
Next week… the podcast comes on a special day: June 1. And it shows us that love is relative. And so is Reno.