Escape Pod Flash: Betting the Family Farm

By Wenonah Lyon
Read by Elie Hirschman


It had originally thought the goal was to hit the two small creatures in the distance. They appeared to be identical to the three creatures whom he had joined in the game.

First approximation: separated by some distance, one attempts to down the group ahead of one using one of many metal-tipped sticks (called ‘clubs’) to ‘drive’ a small, hard ball. Those behind would, presumably, be attempting to hit one. So, one dodged and drove.

Rated PG for frequent golf horror

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  1. Brave Space Monkey says:

    Ok, I’m confused. Maybe this one makes more sense on paper, but it’s difficult to follow as a podcast.

  2. Ken_K says:

    I agree with Brave Space Monkey.

  3. I hate fundamentalist with legislative powers, rodents of unusual size, mimes, and last but not least, golf. But I loved this story.

  4. scatterbrain says:

    Clever story, but not that clever.

  5. DrCrisp says:

    Even the worst day of golf is better than a good day without golf…

  6. MasterThief says:

    Golf is a good alien first contact story spoiled.

  7. TicFaiTasot says:

    Love reading your posts, well server!