Would you like to know how to escape the imminent destruction of the Earth?
Sure, we all would.
And this site can help. Our specially-trained instructors can assist you in putting together your very own personal starship to get off this planet before its obliteration.
Rated PG. Contains a planet in peril, almost-helpful aliens, and a sociopathic football player. One or more of the three fail to come out on top.
Infection by Scott Sigler