EP Flash: One Million Years B.F.E.

By Merrie Haskell.
Read by Deborah Green.

Am determined to become strong, lithe, deadly, noble cave-woman type
figure, √° la Ayla of Clan of the Cave Bear. I will fashion stone tools,
hunt and gather food and live pristine, pure life of Homo Erectus-type
person–at one with nature. Ah. Air is so fresh. Quite lovely.

Rated G. Contains ignoble savagery and predomestic strife.

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  1. J. R. DeRego says:

    Hi Steve,

    FYI – This one isn’t downloading through iTunes.

  2. D. Green says:

    Laughed. A lot.

  3. This is great stuff… perfect for the codependent hyena-loving soft scientist in all of us.


  4. Jay says:

    This piece was wonderfully written and expertly read. The best flash fiction I’ve heard here and that’s saying something.

    Thanks Merrie, Deborah & Steve!

  5. Jeremiah says:

    Great story! I love inner-dialogue type things.

  6. Kate says:

    As an anthropologist with more than 6 months intensive training, I was hooting through this.

    Still, what did she do to try to fix Philmore??????

  7. Harris says:

    A bit weak, but good

  8. Very fun to hear. And you got a link from my sis-in-law after I told her about it —

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  12. cw says:

    Great fun and sobering assessment of our “modern” day knowledge. Let us not loss our archetypal connections.