EP Flash: Slicing


By Greg van Eekhout.
Read by Stephen Eley.
All stories by Greg van Eekhout
All stories read by Stephen Eley.

The fact is, almost any new knife can cut through an aluminum can and then slice a tomato with equal ease. Don’t believe me, buy a new cheap knife and try it yourself. The pitch man hacks through a tree branch. He cuts a radiator hose. And this ho-hum humbug works. If he hammered a nail with his shoe people would buy nine pair, as long as they came with a free shoehorn and an extra pair of laces.